NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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Anonymous asked: nietzschesghost

vladimirnootin:

I always get freaked out when I see my name on these things…like how the fuck are people aware enough  of me to ask others what they think of me?

I post porn & gaming pics and shout at morons on the internet. I’m like the drunk old man on the porch rocking back and forth in his chair cradling a shotgun,a jug of whisky and shouting at kids being too loud.

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Anonymous asked: Who does your ideal threesome include?

sapient-wartortle:

digital-joker:

i-am-nephy:

digital-joker:

i-am-nephy:

digital-joker:

iguessilltryitout:

digital-joker:

tubesock:

digital-joker:

i-am-nephy:

digital-joker:

fuck-no-sjws:

i-am-nephy:

some celebrities. Idk which tbh. Sasha Gray probably at least.

Tbh she’s not even that hot

Who’s Sasha Gray?

a pornstar that was born on my birthday and is into the kind of stuff I like.

"stuff", you say?

she licks toilets and drinks piss

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WOMAN?

Sasha Grey but Stoya is better.

Stoya? Whet.

And how did y’all go from anal to urine?

no clue. I just want to go all out if this is my fantasy. I want a woman that won’t say no and will legitimately be down for it. Plus, she’s pretty.

Photo evidence (no piss or toilets please) required.

image

Hmm.. okay.

But does she have the booty?

By booty do you mean is it big or just nice?

I dunno about booty but girl has a filthy, filthy mouth and that revs my engine.

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Anonymous asked: Who does your ideal threesome include?

sapient-wartortle:

digital-joker:

i-am-nephy:

digital-joker:

i-am-nephy:

digital-joker:

iguessilltryitout:

digital-joker:

tubesock:

digital-joker:

i-am-nephy:

digital-joker:

fuck-no-sjws:

i-am-nephy:

some celebrities. Idk which tbh. Sasha Gray probably at least.

Tbh she’s not even that hot

Who’s Sasha Gray?

a pornstar that was born on my birthday and is into the kind of stuff I like.

"stuff", you say?

she licks toilets and drinks piss

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WOMAN?

Sasha Grey but Stoya is better.

Stoya? Whet.

And how did y’all go from anal to urine?

no clue. I just want to go all out if this is my fantasy. I want a woman that won’t say no and will legitimately be down for it. Plus, she’s pretty.

Photo evidence (no piss or toilets please) required.

image

Hmm.. okay.

But does she have the booty?

By booty do you mean is it big or just nice?

I dunno about booty but girl has a filthy, filthy mouth and that revs my engine.

imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

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Anonymous asked: nietzschesghost

vladimirnootin:

You know how it’s described in 50 shades of grey that Grey lunges at Anastasia in the elevator and all I could imagine is him approaching Anastasia like this:

image

With the utmost serious sexy face he has.

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thivus:

yeah those fire worshippers are aight

i like fire

tonks-has-pink-hair:

still the greatest moment in all of animated television

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Myers Briggs By Superpowers

yarriinwonderland:

feduptoinfinity:

digital-joker:

vladimirnootin:

mr-robert-gray:

maplehoofs:

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

Yeah that sounds right Sean but let’s be real I already warp reality. 

the problem is that you do

and i see it coming and can calm people down but it still happens

I’m immortal.
Seriously that’s so fucking lame.

I’m immortal too :\

We shall spread the holy word the great lord Pingu’s Noot Noot forevar!

I’m a healer.

I have vision of the past. That could be awful.

beneath-a-timeless-sky:

finalfenrirsoldier:

I don’t know if it’s been done yet

Best use of the meme hands down.

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